I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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