In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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