We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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