it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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