You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
everyone is single if you try hard enough
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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