and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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