It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize
