ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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