I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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