Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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