My Higher Power is John Stamos
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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