I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Randomize
