do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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