I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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