Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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