I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
