"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
I'm really busy with my period
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