idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm like, not good at living.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Randomize
