i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
