Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I'm having to shit out rocks
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