oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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