Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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