should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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