i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
