do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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