i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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