she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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