:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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