sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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