The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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