I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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