By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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