Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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