Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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