i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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