Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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