Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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