im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm like, not good at living.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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