he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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