not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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