Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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