I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
