I want to have your abortion
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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