i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
