But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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