did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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