dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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