you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I forget how to act sober
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