Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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