Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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