she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I think I just sharted jello shots
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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