its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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