Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
