Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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